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"Fortiter et Fideliter" - "Bravely and faithfully". - Fallon Family Motto

"There's no I in team, but there is an I in pie.

There's an I in meat pie.
The anagram of meat is team, I don't really know what he's talking about... " - Simon Pegg (Shaun)

"Blow wind, come wrack! At least we'll die with harness on our back." - Macbeth


"The workers have nothing to lose but their chains, and have a world to win. Workers of the world, unite!" - Marx


"I cannot die ... What would happen to Germany?" - Kaiser Frederick III


"God has made us for civilising the world. Woe and death to all who resist my will." - Kaiser Wilhelm II


"The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia." - Otto von Bismarck


"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I attack." - Marshal Ferdinand Foch


"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski


"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Walter Sobchak


"If I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - Dennis


"It is with much embarrassment that I have returned alive." - Shoichi Yokoi


"Let's do 'em, man! Let's do this whole fucking village!" - Bunny


"The greatest battle implement ever devised." General Patton, on the M1 Garand


"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." - Eloi Cole


"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" - Charles Montgomery Burns


“I might have jumped into Normandy but at least I got some liberties in London and Paris. You gyrenes, you got nothing but jungle rot and malaria. Welcome home." - Cab Driver in The Pacific


"They taught me how to kill Japs... I got pretty damn good at it" - Eugene Sledge


"Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver." - Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert


"What makes us omniscient? Have we a record of omniscience? We are the strongest nation in the world today. I do not believe we should ever apply that economic, political, or military power unilaterally. If we had followed that rule in Vietnam, we wouldn't have been there! None of our allies supported us; not Japan, not Germany, not Britain or France. If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merit of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning." - Robert McNamara


"Death is an acceptable alternative to Communism!" - Liberty Prime



“The 20

th Century was the century
of Physics and Chemistry
but it is clear that the next century
will be the century of Biology" - Robert F. Curl

"Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system; severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly." - Dr. Barry Rumack


"If you mean a wealth tax; well, I invented it" - Garret FitzGerald

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